THE ONLYFANS REVIEWER

 💖Caylinlive❤ Perfection. Humanity has reached perfection . More often than not, you would be able to refute ANY statement that is using that word in a serious manner. Yet here I am, trying to convince you, that this might be the only instance of it being used appropriately. We, as humans, all have a concept of what something perfect would entail. Even so, it is clear, at least it should be clear to all of us, that nothing in this universe, will ever be "perfect". We're  a species cursed with insatisfaction, yet, when I look at Caylin, it breaks the rules of our nature. If anyone asks me, what a perfect woman would look like, this the picture I'm sending:  In my eyes, she's got a 10/10 when it comes to looks , so yeah. Perfection. But even going beyond what I would call personally appealing, trust me, to call a girl perfect, I would HAVE to know, that she'll be loved by all my readers. And that she will. SHE WILL BE LOVED, by all of you . So come on, let'...

🍑Sunny ray xo🎄 So, apparently... University is a pretty busy deal when you're taking it as seriously as I am. Not to flex or anything at all, but I'm a huge nerd.  As you can see, that's not even remotely close to being a flex, which means I'm trustful. By that logic, NOW you have to believe me when I tell you, that I'm very sorry for how long this little review took me to write. I have been occupied by countless papers I'm obligated to do for College, other projects that I'm handling and, just depression, probably. And what better way to fight depression, than looking at a thick blonde, dressed like a slutty version of that one character that I've secretly wanted to bang for like, forever? Exactly! Tons of them. But unfortunately, I settled for juicy ass under a fluorescent wig. And that's okay too. You can probably gather, that this was meant as a Christmas special. Now, hoping that most of you weren't planning on getting this subscription as...

🤖 marysya🍊 Okay, I think I've found a new anomaly in the System that is the internet. We're all aware of random Instagram profiles of girls that just start following you out of the blue, right? They're clearly not real, and if you ever DM them you're going to end up with a link to a site that's clearly going to give you a virus. Now, getting a virus from some random girl you want to bang isn't anything new, so, you still fill out the stupid form on that site she sent you, because you're going to get some fake nudes afterwards. We've all been there, right? Now, what if I told you, that these not-so-rare especimens have evolved? You'd probably say "HOW?", and that's the question I'm going to be answering today. Now, let's imagine this little "species" as a Pokémon. If that MILF that wants some dick and lives 2 miles away is Squirtle (And squirting), then that Instagram-bot-account is Wartortle. And by default, this new...

 🌞 Violet Summers💦 Violet, Violet, Violet. I must say I love the name. In one of my other projects, I even borrow the name for a character.   "Summers", as the second name, is also somehow appealing to the heart. Violet brings upon a color, soft and tender, to mind. Meanwhile, Summers brings with itself a certain warmth, a calid image, every time you think of her. And simoultaniously, this warmth and grace in her name moprh into the most attractive picture ever. To further develop this image of wonderfulness, I'd like to start with a little verse from a "Hippo Campus" song, "Violet". ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ With an open mouth, peace inside American eyes Cherry cheeks and bloodshot eyes American eyes ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ ◫ This is one of the most beautiful pieces of verbal imaging that I have ever found in alternative indie rock. And even if the song is a masterpiece of criticism on modern, American, extreme liberalism, these few ...

💗Badgirlbigtits☝   Hello, hello. Just in case you didn't, you should've read that "Hello, Hello" with the voice from that one phone-guy from the FNAF series. Yes, I'm into FNAF. Still. Yes. I'm a manchild. In the case you don't know what "FNAF" is, it stands for Five Nights at Freddy's. I could explain to you who Freddy is, and how you can spend SEVERAL HOURS of MatPat videos trying to understand the story behind the franchise, but let's not do that today. Also, don't ask me who MatPat is, let's just hope you'll find out soon enough through Jeopardy on TV. What this whole FNAF-Talk sums up to is: You should not make me feel bad because of my taste in videogames. Not just that, it's taste in general. Don't judge taste. "That's so hypocritical", you say. I'm literally judging vaginas without consideration for my reader's taste in vaginas. Speaking of course about theoretical taste, as, most vagina...