Violet Summers - beauty behind the madness (Yes, that's an album by The Weeknd)
🌞Violet Summers💦
Violet, Violet, Violet. I must say I love the name. In one of my other projects, I even borrow the name for a character.
"Summers", as the second name, is also somehow appealing to the heart. Violet brings upon a color, soft and tender, to mind. Meanwhile, Summers brings with itself a certain warmth, a calid image, every time you think of her. And simoultaniously, this warmth and grace in her name moprh into the most attractive picture ever. To further develop this image of wonderfulness, I'd like to start with a little verse from a "Hippo Campus" song, "Violet".
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With an open mouth, peace inside
American eyes
Cherry cheeks and bloodshot eyes
American eyes
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This is one of the most beautiful pieces of verbal imaging that I have ever found in alternative indie rock. And even if the song is a masterpiece of criticism on modern, American, extreme liberalism, these few verses inspire a beauty not found in many other places. Something that I must also say about the person in question. She DOES have American eyes, her cheeks are definetly as tasty as a cherry, and if you slap em, they'll even share a color! Not to mention the fact you'll also find peace "inside", if she opens her mouth in front of you. But that's just the surface of her beauty.
The true protagonist, "Bloodshot eyes", brings a certain strength with it. A rough passion, somehow dirty and dark, but still a crucial part of the overall appeal and beauty, inside the image. In a very coincidental way, a very twisted one, these bizzare but wonderful esthetics behind Hippo Campus' "Violet", perfectly explains, at least to me, what Violet Summers' true beauty is like. Dark but magnetic.
Dark, in the sense that we're still watching a 20-something put a huge dildo up her vagina, but magnetic in the way, that this girl is still one of the most beautiful and eye-capturing women you'll ever see. To be able to look graceful and ladylike while you have 5 different people licking your body, is a talent by itself, but this girl manages that with 10 or more.
This brings me to the usual part of my reviews, where I tell you about how I got to subscribing to this girl specifically. So yes, the main factor was her looks. I'm a shallow bastard that needs a physically perfect woman like her, to get an orgasm. Judge me. EXCUUUUSE MEEEE, for not being able to separate my superficial attraction from my general attraction towards a lady.
In any case, a friend of mine showed me her Instagram profile. That's how I found out about her. Let's call him, Al Greene (Man, I wish I knew Al Greene). Actually, no, let's call him Al Abama, sounds funnier. In both of those cases, if he were to meet you, he would say to you: "You can Call me Al", which would be a masterful reference to the title, of yet another song mentioned in this review, this time by Paul Simon. Look it up, it's one of the best songs out there.
The question of if you enjoyed that little musical section there, will be decided by some few factors. 1, If you know the song, 2, if you liked the humor, 3, if you're here for my style of writing these reviews. Now, am I just wasting your time with all this Paul Simon stuff? No. Somehow I'm using that VERY SPECIFIC analogy to try to get a point across.
Set point would be: "There's very few things that are appealing to everyone". Me going from Al Greene, to Al Abama, just to connect them with a cheap reference to a song I love, is something not many of you enjoyed. And Violet Summers is exactly the opposite of that. Violet Summers CAN AND WILL be enjoyed by ANYONE who bears the slightest attraction to women. That combination of a perfect face, with a perfect body, is simply irresistible to the shallow nature of a human. She's slutty enough to erect you faster than you can say "How I Met Your Mother is better than Friends in every conceivable way", which coincidentally is one of my many opinions concerning sitcoms, and she's charming and innocent enough to make you want to grab her by the hands and take her to the end of the world. Again, reflected in her name, "princessy/royal" Violet but in heat like the summer sun. The princess of your cock.
Unfortunately this image of perfection... Of balance between grace and animalistic sex can become an obstacle. You see, Violet Summers is a culmination of what many of us wish the ideal woman was. Her fame makes her a trophy, her beauty makes her a piece of art. All of that means, that any guy who would get with her, would be a hero. To all of us. And it's that fantasy of wishing to fuck this slutty princess, that makes it hard to judge her service.
Often, separating physical from contextual attraction is impossible (I'll give you a quick explanation to what is which). You look at that girl you always see on the bus and she's got nice hair, a pretty face, and a bomb body; THEN through the fact you see her every time you take the bus, she increasingly becomes a thousand times more attractive. The problem lies, approximately, at the point where you've ridden the bus [But nothing else :(] with her a 100 times. Here, the question of "How much of my current attraction to her, is due to the fact that she's driving my bus every day?" starts to form. Now, is that a bad question? Kinda. Your own perception of the lady's beauty is going to become the least objective thing on earth. And no, just because we're kind of objectifying women here, by scoring them, this does not make these reviews "objective". So that's a problem. I am EXTREMELY subjective when it comes to Violet Summers.
The question of how subjective I'm being with every girl I review, is haunting by itself, but I'm bringing it up today, because with Violet Summers, I'm starting to believe I'm crazy. Everytime I tell you that she's perfectly beautiful, I do NOT know if this is REALLY just the most attractive woman I've ever seen, in every conceivable way ever [WHICH SHE IS], or if I'm just so captivated by the idea of possibly getting to seduce her. I'm so in love with Violet Summers and what she is in my mind, that after all these years of wanking to her, she could just put on a trash-bag and fuck a 90 year old redneck, and I'd still find a way to be hypnotized by the esthetics of it. Which I probably would. Not saying I want her to record such a video, but I'm sure I'd get an erection if I saw it.
Now, I use the word "consume", because, at the end of the day, duh, whatever she ends up doing on Onlyfans, trash bags or not, is still a business. Regardless of her tremendous beauty, her actions will all still be made in order to cash in. So where to draw the line between how captivated you can become of her, and how much money she's asking in return?
Well, we draw that line by looking at what she's giving you for set cash. MEANING:
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At the time of writing this review, for 9.99$ a month (+transaction fees), a sub to Violet Summers contains:
-131 Videos (It's basically just the PROMOS for the REAL VIDEOS that you buy sepperately)
-29 Photos (It's basically just the Instagram PROMOS but with NUDITY)
-Semi-Consistant conversations thorugh Only-Fans DMs
-Pretty frequent Updates & Stories on her profile
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You might be asking why I'm mentioning the Stories, even though it's a given with every subscription. Well, while most OF-Profiles that post regular stories, use them to promote special offers, Violet uses them as Stories. Meaning that it's like looking at an Instagram-Story, but with titties. Amazing titties at that. To me, this was the biggest highlight in the subscription. It was like that "IN-DEPTH LOOK INTO HER SEX-LIFE" that OnlyFans is supposed to give to its users. So you'll casually look at her profile, notice the story, then get a glimpse into WHO, WHERE and HOW she's fucking. It's amazing.
Contrasting that to her videos, it's much more natural, and gives you, as the fapper, much more sentimental/personal connection to Violet. Talking about those videos, YES, they're not cheap, but at least they're so orgasmic that they can become addicting. Which is a problem, because they cost like 8 bucks on the low end, and 20$ on the high end. BUT DAMN, THEM VIDS ARE GOOD. It's a shame that you don't get access to at least 3 or 5 of them with the sub. If you did, and, like, if she rotated the free videos for subbers each week, or each month even, I wouldn't hesitate to give her a 10. I'm not kidding, Violet Summers' exclusive videos are some of the best pornographic amateur films that you'll ever watch. And even if they feel a little staged, and not as personal as her Stories, they fine. As fine as her perfect ass.
Now, to the videos you DO get with the sub, as mentioned in the list, they're just short promos to the full versions. Most of them arround 10 seconds long. Now, I'm not saying that they're amazing, but for being 10 seconds long, HOLY SHIT!!! They fineeeeee. You just go and jerk to all of them in sequence, until you find the one clip that's super fucking hot. Then stick by it, screenshot it and nurture it forever. Right now, if you were to look through my gallery, that video I stole would be my most valued recording. FUCK ALL OF MY PRECIOUS MEMORIES WITH FRIENDS, because this girl has brought enough fucking to remember for a lifetime!!! (Kidding [Except the fucking part]) So yeah, they're very short, but they do their job. Something that I hope wasn't said about your penis.
I don't really have a lot to say about the photos you get... I guess they feel like a VOGUE, because they're shot very professionaly, but like, a VOGUE with full-on-nudity... So... Basically like the one Paulina Porizkova cover where you could see all of her body... ALL OF IT.... Here, let me show you: (LINK)
But the chatting though... Okay, so, I DID talk to her quite a lot trough her DM's... The problem is that... Well, that all of her other thousand subscribers probably did too. She's a busy lady... VERY BUSY. Which was to be expected... I mean, she's got 11,2M followers on Instagram... So, just to be able to exchange a couple of messages with her was pretty cool by itself. She's able to use those conversations to turn you on, but she's also very open to just chat. Like normal people. You can chat with her as if she was your grandma or something. Without the senseless facebook-memes your grandma sends you... Violet would probably send you a meme though... If you asked for it. Basically, the chatting is fine. It's good. I'll take it.
But let me try to organize my thoughts and say this: Violet Summers is one, if not THE most beautiful woman you'll ever see. She has a strong, somehow supernatural magnetism and there's NO WAY she won't make you feel horny. If it comes to getting you off, and making you desperate for her, she does her job better than any other model I know. Even so, the base subscription to her premium Onlyfans (Because yes, she has a free one, and it friggin sucks cuz' there's no nudity), isn't worth the 10$ she's asking for. You might think it is, but don't let yourself be fooled by her utter beauty. I know it's strong, I know it's hard (A lot things are hard when she's arround), but don't think you can pay so much money for her service, just because the esthetics are so unbeatable (In the competition way, not in the beating to it way, because they're extremely "beatable"). Even if she'll never be matched by any other model, EVER, the things you get, do certainly NOT amount to 9.99$.
Here's my solution (Especially if you're planning on subscribing for more than one month): Buy a video. Just buy a video from her free Onlyfans. As I said, the REALLY REALLY REALLY good parts in her business are in those videos. I'm talking about HER parts, the parts she's sucking on, the parts she's playing with, all of them parts... If you buy one of those each month, you'll probably get enough content to fap to for a LIFETIME. And yes, they're fairly priced (For OF-Standards).
Now, if you please excuse me, all this writing about her has brought upon some rather animalistic reflexes in the lower parts of my body. I will proceed to act on them now.
I grant Violet Summers and her Onlyfans subscription,
a 7/10
-Johnny G. Johnson
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